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Chicken Wiggle

The act of male masterbation where ejaculation is achieved by placing the penis between two raw chicken fillets and thrusting back and forth whilst keeping the fillets firmly around the penis.

The use of raw fillets was first though of by the Whizzer after an unfortunate KFC accident that lead to 1st degree burns.
I fancy a chicken wiggle tonight.

I chicken wiggle at least 3 times a week.
by Wigglemeister March 19, 2010
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Boxer Wiggle

The movement of one's boxers when a male is getting an erection. The penis will shift slightly before erecting, casing a motion on the outside of the underwear.

This can occur in briefs and jocks to a lesser extent, however it is boxers that are most noticable, since there is much more room for the penis to move.
During a sleep over Bob noticed James had a boxer wiggle during their conversation about girls. He smirked as he watched James try to casualy conceal his growing erection by covering himself with his sleeping bag.
by Boxerman August 3, 2009
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Wiggle the flaps

by WinterFRESH_ November 4, 2010
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wiggle bitch

an ignorant, often racist roommate characterized by frequent outbursts and a general aura of failure
Guy 1: I've heard that KC has a large wiggle bitch population.

Guy 2: That's true, but Vern is the biggest wiggle bitch of them all!
by KU Basketball April 13, 2011
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Hellman's Wiggle

The act of having sex, pulling out and cumming on a person's stomach followed bu you laying on them, stomach to stomach, and wiggling around like a dead fish to get a nice spread on that sammy.
I told her this time, I was making the sandwhich. Extra mayo with a Hellman's Wiggle
by Dirty Mcgee July 6, 2017
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ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth
Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"
by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019
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pussy wiggles

A extremely gay dance that is beyond faggy.
Man bill Navas was at Tabos last night doing the pussy wiggles in the parking lot after he found a used condom.
by Dr Niggèr August 12, 2022
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