One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.

I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.

by BigD1967 February 19, 2021

Wheelchair Twink

A wheelchair twink is someone who is wheelchair bound and such a twink that it is humanly impossible to identify as anything else. Twinks are typically gay or bisexual men with a slib build and young appearance however, a wheelchair twink is slim built with a face older and wrinklier than your great grandpas left nutsack that got smashed by 3 hammers, two trains, and 6 nail guns. Wheelchair twinks will ALWAYS deny they are members of the twink community as to keep anonymity alive.

The current resident twink is a retired twitch streamer by the name of ThatGuyGP who has since been forced into retirement following the spiked ball gag incident. May he recover expeditiously.

You see that guy over there in the motorized wheelchair and raisin-esque face? He must be a wheelchair twink.

by ballz2gag September 27, 2024

Dwight's Wheelchair

This is used to describe the feeling of not being able to walk after a night of hard arse pounding from a much larger, thicker man. The issues arising from receiving such a brutal anal assault will result in the recipient requiring the use of a popular wheelchair brand, namely, Dwight's Wheelchair.

Terry smashed me so hard last night I needed a Dwight's Wheelchair.

by LastlyFirstly August 23, 2014

Wheelchair

The spanglish form of the phrase We'll Share

Pedro only has one burrito, but Jose wants one also. PEdro tellsJose. "it's OK wheelchair! You can have half"

by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023