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Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline
Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children
by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024
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Trampoline

The perfect name for your typical drunken lady who bounces from dick to dick with reckless abandon, usually at closing time.
"Keep a tight grip on your men, ladies. Trampoline is all Jagered up and on the prowl tonight!"
by SillyPaleMan June 11, 2023
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Welch’s Trampoline

While having a Threesome place one member lying on there back on the verge of diarrhea and place another mouth wide open infront of others butthole the third member will then jump on the stomach of the member laying down prompting them to shit uncontrollable in the others mouth completing a welch’s trampoline
Bro this girl from the bar last night was a freak we went back to her place and we did a welch’s trampoline with her roomate
by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024
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Welch’s trampoline

While In a Threesome have one member lying down on there back on the verge of diarrhea (should be watery and dark like welch’s cranberry juice) Place another member mouth open at the ass of the member laying down the final member should then be standing over the member lying down and when all parties are ready you will jump up and down on the stomach of the person laying down forcing them to shit uncontrollably into the other person mouth then completing the welch’s trampoline
These sisters i got with last night were mad freaky, we did a welch’s trampoline in the dorm room, almost broke the bed bro
by Dr.jbalvin May 5, 2024
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Trampoline Tumbling

“Put me and ice spice in a room and youain gon hear nun but trampoline tumbling
by tripleSBJ March 15, 2024
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