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Scone

When someone needs a big fat juicy poop in a public place and they know that they'll take a long time on the toilet
Pronounced: SK-OWN
Noah: Hey man, I'll be back in a while.
John: Where are you going?
Noah: My stomach is really hurting, I've got to go for a scone!
John: Okay, take your time man.
by RacoonMan012 August 14, 2023
mugGet the Sconemug.

scone

A word used to present something or someone. Also, scone is used quite frequently to attract attention to oneself! keep in mind for flavor, you must have one arm fully stretched out and in the air when using this word!

Yes it also is the name of a tasty baked goodie from what I am told, but if you were to walk into a bakery and yell out the word Scone extremely loud, wouldn't everybody look at you too! Scone! And you may just get a free one placed in your hand!
I now present to you, Ladies and Gentlemen, DJ Apple! "SCONE!"

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Scone!

"Scone!"
by TheLaw5 February 22, 2008
mugGet the sconemug.

Scone

The act of shaping your shit into a scone and giving it you your partner. Then making them vomit it up right into a funnel. The funnel then goes in your ass and you absorb the shit. Taking it like a god.
dayum. That girl so getting a scone
by fucking lesbian ass hoe January 8, 2020
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scone chucker

An English fuck wad. Only used to be derogatory.
“That British fuck shorted me!! What a scone chucker!”
by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024
mugGet the scone chuckermug.

Scone

Sweet but flaky. Lovely person but never shows up when plans are scheduled.
I love hanging out with her, but she a scone.
by Queensman May 11, 2018
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Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).
Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!
by stonerboibud420livin February 11, 2017
mugGet the Skully Sconemug.

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