what the merp

Its like "what the fuck" but when you want to be silly and goofy

Person 1: Dude I accidentally just locked us out
Person 2: Ugh, what the merp, man!

by geezerpleaser69 November 9, 2023

merp

a gojo kinnie. need i say more? /hj

my buruzza, a chaotic friend, fun to talk to, fun to play games with

merp play genshin with me

by yotasukei July 22, 2021

Lil' Merp

Another name for the Youtuber Merpwam.

Lil' Merp in the derp in the slurp

by bettafish541 February 9, 2021

Merp

An unexplainable term that is used to show intense emotional feelings of utter cuteness, happiness, and lovingness. Usually, it is only used around people you have a close emotional bond with, to share your deep devotions to the things that you love.

Ex: Gracie got so mad at me because I won't stop talking about Kang Ha Neul... but he's just so Merp!

by chadeesa October 2, 2025

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020

MERP

merp
a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation. Founded by a man living in Wisconsin.

Him. Wanna get pizza and make out?

Her. No!

Him. Merp

by Smurry8 June 15, 2017

Merp

Descriptive word for a male who is awkward and indecisive towards women.

Will is merp when he is talking to Bri

by sporty14 January 19, 2024