While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 6, 2013
Get the Shag milemug. by vdbdtgbhrt June 23, 2016
Get the Shag and Bragmug. (coloquialosm ) the place where you might have sex; another way of saying your house, home, apartment, etc; place of living.
by blooeyez July 4, 2008
Get the shag padmug. I'm shagged out after last night.
by minges and all April 18, 2003
Get the shagged outmug. by Tom Dick Harry and John too May 17, 2013
Get the Shag Alleymug. Slander name for Erik Ten Hag, manager of Manchester United.
He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
He is known for only getting players who are either Dutch, have played for Ajax or have been linked to any of his other previous clubs.
by Bandz The Lord July 30, 2023
Get the Erect Then Shagmug. by cd987654321 June 12, 2009
Get the Panic Shaggingmug.