Dumping grounds for the dregs of television ideas; these shows represent the stupidity of not only television but the persons who watch them enough to keep them on the air. Each successive show is a crappy knockoff of another before it.
by Angry Man October 19, 2003
Get the Reality Showsmug. I figured that I might be dreaming, so I looked at a sign, closed my eyes, and envisioned the words changing. When I opened my eyes, the words were the same, so the result of my reality check was positive.
by Werehamster January 7, 2009
Get the Reality Checkmug. A manuscript which explains the Construction of the Universe in simple terms that anyone can understand. Some claim it is an urban myth while others claim to have read it.
There follow some points about it:
Point One:
Unlock Reality is a book in manuscript form that is just over 100 pages long.
Point Two:
It does not have an author listed though it is widely rumoured that five main people are involved with its production. Two are reported to be Monks of some sort, one a Metaphysics Professor working in a British University and two other gifted people with no specific qualifications.
Point Three:
Unlock Reality has been briefly descried as “one of the most unusual publications on the planet, with the potential to produce a shift in perception that could change the course of history and guarantee the survival of the human race
Point Four:
It is being prepared for world release by a group called I.S.D.T. and there is also a group trying to prevent it getting out who go by the name of The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light.
Point Five:
Those preparing it for world release have been affected strangely and been inspired to follow childhood dreams. This is sometimes referred to as the UR effect. These include going to the Himalayas, taking up skydiving, starting websites of which there are hundreds and writung poetry.
Point Six:
All those concerned with proof reading and the production have had to sign confidentiality contracts. In addition all copies request that readers do not quote or copy from it so no quotes have appeared anywhere.
Point Seven:
50 copies were released via Bookcrossing.
Point Eight:
Many people are involved in an international treasure hunt for the 50 copies.
Point Nine:
There is a project to place copies permanently in key locations around the world, including the Grand Canyon, and Tower Bridge. There is meant to be a copy being held by Tibetan Monks for safekeeping and the Dalai Lama was recently presented with a copy as was the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Point Ten:
There is quite a storm over whether or not Unlock Reality is real or not; ironic for something that has sparked much debate over the nature of reality.
Point One:
Unlock Reality is a book in manuscript form that is just over 100 pages long.
Point Two:
It does not have an author listed though it is widely rumoured that five main people are involved with its production. Two are reported to be Monks of some sort, one a Metaphysics Professor working in a British University and two other gifted people with no specific qualifications.
Point Three:
Unlock Reality has been briefly descried as “one of the most unusual publications on the planet, with the potential to produce a shift in perception that could change the course of history and guarantee the survival of the human race
Point Four:
It is being prepared for world release by a group called I.S.D.T. and there is also a group trying to prevent it getting out who go by the name of The Brotherhood of the Eternal Light.
Point Five:
Those preparing it for world release have been affected strangely and been inspired to follow childhood dreams. This is sometimes referred to as the UR effect. These include going to the Himalayas, taking up skydiving, starting websites of which there are hundreds and writung poetry.
Point Six:
All those concerned with proof reading and the production have had to sign confidentiality contracts. In addition all copies request that readers do not quote or copy from it so no quotes have appeared anywhere.
Point Seven:
50 copies were released via Bookcrossing.
Point Eight:
Many people are involved in an international treasure hunt for the 50 copies.
Point Nine:
There is a project to place copies permanently in key locations around the world, including the Grand Canyon, and Tower Bridge. There is meant to be a copy being held by Tibetan Monks for safekeeping and the Dalai Lama was recently presented with a copy as was the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Point Ten:
There is quite a storm over whether or not Unlock Reality is real or not; ironic for something that has sparked much debate over the nature of reality.
by Tmonome September 19, 2008
Get the Unlock Realitymug. Any "next gen gaming system" that depicts and projects graphics and a story line that is significantly close to realism.
by Bridell April 27, 2008
Get the Reality Boxmug. A new wave of network and sometimes cable television that features "ordinary" people, and is supposedly unscripted; often competitive with motives to win monetary prizes; notorious for being a waste of time yet addicting to many.
by Strokes fan February 1, 2004
Get the reality TVmug. A person who is stern and authoritative about their opinion that there is one and only one right answer.
one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.
the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...
one and only one right answer is synonymous with "living in the box."
in the box there is only one correct answer.
the world is full of reality nazi's.
the answer that serves you well depends on what you are doing.
2+2= 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, 12 - 8...
Ben: Ya know Ted, you don't gotta be such a Reality Nazi. The more reality you allow into your reality, the bigger view you're gonna have.
Ted: No Soup For You!!!
Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.
Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.
Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.
Ted: No Soup For You!!!
Ben: Well damn Ted, ya know those who change end up leading those who do not change.
Ted: Ben, this new thinking of yours i'm first going to ridicule, then violently oppose, and then accept as self evident.
Ben: Yeah, belief systems are hallways that you pass through, not rooms that you live in.
by wayd boggz August 5, 2010
Get the Reality Nazimug. Reality TV still exists because producers run out of ideas too quickly or have no ideas what so ever.
by TheMajesticManicorn November 7, 2012
Get the Reality TVmug.