WHEN YOU DROP TILTED TOWERS AND YOU GET 200PUMPED WITH A LEGENDARY PUMP AND GET SENT BACK TO THE LOBBY AND U THINK OF PLAYING ANOTHER MATCH BUT GO JERK OFF INSTEAD. MORGEN FREEMEN POPS OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAYS HES PROUD OF YOU AND JOINS YOU.
by ROSA PERK September 10, 2025
Get the (FENT) ROSA PERKSmug. One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 5, 2024
Get the One Of The Perksmug. A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.
Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag
by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014
Get the perk fagmug. a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
by jparklover February 21, 2017
Get the ASSCLAPER PERKmug. A man of color who prefers to be with rather girthy women, but in actuality relishes the touch of feminine men, longing for the deep homosexual wants to be satisfied. A man of deep caliber who is afraid of showing emotion for fear of persecution. G perk is the human embodiment of faggotry.
by T.R_BeatArmy92 October 25, 2019
Get the G perkmug. by alxocicbsb December 5, 2013
Get the alice perksmug. When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.
by Sir.silk August 25, 2023
Get the geekin off the perksmug.