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Liquor Funnel

The body part that transfers liquor from a bottle to your bloodstream and then to your "ass" aka mouth; turning you into a total asshole, ass wipe, ass face that talks out of your ass.
He couldn't keep his liquor funnel shut so now he is getting an ass whooping by that random dude.
by Bobby Tanqueray June 12, 2016
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liquor lag

When you've had tonnes to eat so that when you drink alcohol the effects are delayed.
I've killed a bottle of vodka but feel sober, guess I just have liquor lag because I stuffed out at the buffet earlier but I'll feel it later no doubt
by Nemlow December 31, 2017
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liquor mouth

when you drink too much the night before and wake up to a mouth beyond the normal level of dry mouth which can only be described as liquor mouth.
dude i chugged a mug full of bacardi 151 yesterday and woke up with the sickest liquor mouth ever
by neo lockness December 6, 2011
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Liquor enthusiast

One who enjoys liquor to its full potential as often and in as large amounts possible. But of course, is not an alcoholic.
by Saddam husein September 9, 2018
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mother liquor

the resulting solution that chills out between crystallized protein subunits after a components has been removed from the original solution. get your mind out of the gutter!
What were the conditions in the mother liquor that allowed for successful crystallization? Will it even work again? Nobody knows...
by Jill Nye November 10, 2022
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Liquor Victor

A legendary man that shows up at parties and shows other people how to party. He is not a 1 and done type of guy nor is he a 2 an out. The indians lucky number 3 and that shall always be liquor victors lucky number. #PukeAndRally
I was at this party in Indiana one time and liquor victor showed up and just blew everyone away!
by Liquor Victor May 28, 2014
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Liquor liar

A person that is quick to say they don’t drink alcohol, but will drink willing when it is available.
Drinker: I heard about this new Gin that is supposed to be really smooth; I’m going to try it out this weekend.
Liquor liar: It is probably not good, plus I don’t drink liquor.
Drinker: You drink with me all the time; you are such a liquor liar.
by anonymous June 17, 2023
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