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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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Dallas jensen

A really caring person. He is so loyal and caring. He has been through so much but will hide all his pain just to help someone. Hold onto him cause he always sees you for you.
by Dgtsvh October 15, 2022
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Jensen Oswald

Jensen is an awesome dude who’s 6 feet tall, gets all the bitches and has a 7 inch cock.
Wow, that guy must be Jensen Oswald.
by himothy69420 December 4, 2024
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Jensen

Jensen is a kind, funny, sometimes weird, and has your back. He loves to find a way to make your day. He likes to meet new people and puts himself out there for others to see. He will stick up for his friends no matter what. He loves to try new things. And he would be a great boyfriend.
Girl:Jensen is so cool!
Boy: Yea, he is one of my friends.
by anonymous January 6, 2021
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hoss evan jensen

he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
by wdymmmmmm November 2, 2020
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Jensen

A manufacturer of high-quality audio transformers for line and microphone applications. Jensen also owns the rights to the Jensen 990 discrete op-amp, which is commonly used in microphone preamplifiers.
by Q-29 April 30, 2019
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