Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

Impossible Levels List

The Hardest Impossible Levels List is a levels list server in the hit game Geometry Dash. It, similar to The Demons List, ranks levels by how hard they are. A level needs to be at least 30 seconds long and under 15 CPS to qualify for the list. Levels on the list are known for their brutal difficulty to play and to bot. Top 1 levels on the list include MINUSclub, CyclolcyC, Tax Evasion and Formosa.

Hey man did you see that Formosa got moved to top 1 on the Impossible Levels List
Yeah I saw, the list mods are so biased

by andromedagmd November 25, 2024

Impossible

Impossible is a word but shouldn’t be because it is just a bunch of letters that losers and weaklings use to define something too hard

Nothing is ’’impossible ‘‘

by Boo 👻 August 4, 2018

Impossible

Trying to open a pickle jar with your water wet hands

I tried to open this pickle jar with my hand but it was Impossible

by NotAQoomer March 9, 2020

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

impossible

its impossible for my crush to like meh back

this is the only thing that is really impossible

by meow33 November 13, 2020