by Smiley J December 03, 2008
Serj- "Daron! Groupies!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"
by Urine May 12, 2003
by Dimebag_Daniel September 28, 2005
by catherine123456 May 14, 2007
The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.
What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....
by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 22, 2007
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Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo
by cheesey February 13, 2004