The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

Fucken Boone

When you are waiting for the next player to take his (or her) turn but they keep talking about nothing.

Fucken Boone take your goddamn turn. Yo Boone it's your turn homie

by YaHomieG December 2, 2020

Fucken Boone

When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.

Fucken Boone, hit that shit and pass it over here.

by YaHomieG December 7, 2020

Fuckening

The fuckening is the time of the month, when Lorox enters the class groupchat and sends a lot of fucked up shit. Usually non-school related stuff and disturbing memes and gifs.

Amadeus: Have you attended yesterday's fuckening?
Preter: Ah yes I have. Truly enlightening.
Amadeus: Indeed.

by timo15633144535362 March 28, 2021

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022