When one ejaculates on ones teeth while they are sleeping in below-freezing conditions. Wait a few hours and when they wake up they will have a new mouthpiece!
by gpowell31 January 10, 2012
Get the Alaskan Mouthpiecemug. John and Tyler couldn’t figure out what an Alaskan Sawmill is so they gave up and made an Eiffel Tower with each other.
by Alaskan Lumberjack October 25, 2018
Get the Alaskan Sawmillmug. A frostbitten penis.
by rainbow shithead May 6, 2019
Get the Alaskan warheadmug. The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)
While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow
1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.
by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017
Get the Alaskan Tacomug. The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.
Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!
by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021
Get the Alaskan Landpipemug. Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.
Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole
Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole
by Rise and grind it's anal time May 18, 2017
Get the alaskan mudflapmug. After cumming shape it into a chicken nugget and deep fry it. Than after completed force feed it to you’re significant other. Then tell them you have AIDS.
Bro 1: What did you do this weekend?
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
Bro 2: This weekend i proformed an Alaskan CumNugget on this fat whore.
Bro 1: Nice bro.
by My gf dick February 3, 2022
Get the Alaskan CumNuggetmug.