I swiftied his Jelly Babies
by ScouseLingo June 5, 2025
Get the Swiftiedmug. Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
Get the Swiftie Mathmug. by DillionDog September 26, 2025
Get the Swiftiesmug. Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.
I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.
by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023
Get the Swiftymug. Swifties are signing up in record numbers to vote Demoncrat. If you're a Swiftie, you're asking for four more years of Biden and Co. You're destroying this country's moral fiber; so, you are a domestic terrorist.
by southplainshttredskins October 24, 2023
Get the Swiftiemug. 
An obsessive fan of Taylor Swift, some of the worst people you'll ever meet. Stay away from them at all costs.
Person 1: Have you heard Taylor Swift's new song?
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
Get the Swiftiemug.