Super Bowl

A Super Bowl is ether a cereal eating competition or a foot ball term that means championship that the patriots seem to consistently get into and lose

Cool kid:My grandma wan a super bowl

Not cool kid: what cereal did she eat
Cool kid: gluten free low fat small sized pizza flavors Honey Nut Cheerios

by Scoop poop January 23, 2019

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Super bowl

Pretending to be a fan of the other team and praying the patriots don’t win

Yeah super bowl tonight who u rooting for? Oh well whoever is playing the pats

by Yeetirbeyeeted February 3, 2019

Super bowl LV

Tom Brady is back looking for another one, the guy has been winning super bowls since some of us were in high school. He's also weathered a pretty boy, metrosexual image and come out on top more than a few times. Last years win against the 49ers wasn't an easy one for the Chiefs, but this one is likely to require a bit more creativity, since shutting Tom Brady's offense down over several quarters isn't likely. He's something of a football weapons specialist, if not the best to ever do what he does. The minute somebody thinks he's their grandfather is the one he uses it to pick the other guys apart.

Super bowl LV is going to be tougher for the Chiefs, they must sense that.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Super Bowl

A annual sporting event played every year by a different NFL team against the New Englang Patriots.

Who is playing in the Super Bowl this year agaonst the Patriots.

by Buggs4 January 21, 2019

Super Bowl Hangover

The super bowl hangover is what happens when a team loses the super bowl and they become trash all of a sudden. They become a laughing stock in the league and all of their bandwagon fans will jump to the Super Bowl Champion.

The 49ers had a Super Bowl Hangover in 2020 because they lost and all their players got injured. They missed the playoffs and the bandwagon fans are now wearing Chiefs jerseys

by Tallwer December 30, 2020

Super Bowl LV

If the youth of a 20 something quarterback didn't scare a 40 something quarterback at least a little bit, even though he's the best so far to to play in the NFL, Tampa Bay's win wouldn't have been as one-sided as it was. Though Kansas City came back and fought another year, everything happens for a reason, even taking a beating.

Super Bowl LV wasn't a super bowl everybody thought was inflated with hype, a lot of people had a feeling already that something like that would happen this year. It wasn't entirely shocking or unexpected.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021