Steven

A fat cunt (just like me) who hasn’t had a shower in years and drives a tractor.

Steven: “Check out my new whip”
Sam: “That’s a fucking tractor mate”
Steven: “You can’t say ought, you drive a fucking vauxhall corsa”

by Fat cunt the 1st August 23, 2020

Steven

Steven is one on the shyest but nicest guys you’ll meet. Most likely he acts slightly gay but at the end of the day he’s not. Or is he? Stevens are very like able and cute but often times book worms. Stevens will also have strange fascination with things such as trees, plants or anything I’m nature.

“Look it’s Steven!”
“I’ve never talked to him before.”
“I have he’s super nice but really quiet.”

by Theyeeyeetruck#goodtimecall October 18, 2019

the stevening

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.

Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.

by Flapper007 June 21, 2021

Steven

Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.

I know your secret...

by Captain Kokie July 15, 2008

Steven

An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky

That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.

by Kitty234 June 11, 2017

Steven

The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.

Can I use your computer I really need a steven

by thesweetsmellofsuccess December 7, 2010

Steven

The subject of a particularly cruel prank.

Made popular by an episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor titled Vehicular Manslaughter (S01E07) which guest starred actor/comedian Michael Ian Black.

"He looks like a Steven to me!"

by Dejackamo Von Rictor July 20, 2008