Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.
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When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
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I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
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Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?
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