snarf

To rub your hands all over your dick, balls, and ass crack and then shake someones hand.

Mark has downs syndrome and forgets to wash his hands after shitting. Sometimes he snarfs people while working at his greeter job at McDonalds.

by Nasty McShasty May 26, 2005

snarf

Old man who sniffs little girls bicycle seats on hot days.

Look at that old guy snarfing that bike seat. Gee it's hot today.

by Rod Gizinya January 07, 2016

snarf

to steal or take

You just f'en snarfed my pen!

by Kitty-Kat *meow* April 21, 2009

Snarf

To loudly sniff ones (generally a females) cleavage.

Dude, he snarfed her hard.

by henrii222 September 03, 2011

SNARFS

Sub-Normal-And-Rediculously-Fuck​ing-Stupid

The damn SNARFS in ROS are way out of their league

by smokiemcbongwater September 28, 2009

snarf

when u fart and then enough shit comes out to fill a 10 gallon pail and u will definitly need a new pair of pants even if they were black to begin with

god erik just snarfed

by vishnoo July 25, 2005

snarf

a mix between a snarl and and "arf"; a dog cry with a threat or complaint implied.

The rottweiler sat impatiently and let out a snarf in frustration when it was not given any steak.

by iNikca March 20, 2009