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Sapiosexual

A person who is smart enough to know how to pick up words from the internet, but not enough to know the connotations.
I am a sapiosexual bibliophilic cinephile. I also love children in addition to loving books and films. So, I am also planning to look into being a pedophile.
by GauMaata June 27, 2024
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Scrosexual

Scrosexuality is an aphallic sexuality centered on the erotic focus (scrotum) the aesthetic is offers is the main focus of scrosexuality it is atypical to phallic orientations of sexuality and it is not completely asexual but we adopt the asexual colors to denote it is atypical to typical sex . Scrotum stretching plays a major role in this as well but not it’s not a requirement to practice stretching to be scrosexual. However the aesthetic appeal of the stretched out scrotum giving it the sought after elegant hourglass shape.

The main thing that makes a couple scrosexual would be during intimate scenes the female counterpart is primarily focused and aroused by the scrotum aesthetic.

However Ballstretching is a body modification but it coincides with Scrosexuality because the goal is to make the scrotum the erotic centerpiece the most aesthetically appealing part of the body ; longer smoother and hourglass shape. It’s not about the size of the testes it’s how long the scro skin is tha makes it hot . Intimate Scrosexual activity includes sucking licking = scrotuм romance. are all traits of such sexuality
My boyfriend Scrotum hangs so low it’s such a turn on !! I love how soft the skin is.
Susan I guess that makes you a scrosexual
by Cynthia E July 17, 2024
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Simpsexual

An individual whose sexuality is defined, not by another person's sex or gender; but by the other person's inclination and ability to simp/cater towards the simpsexual individual's unique personality, traits, and desires.

Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.

The counterpart to a simpsexual individual, is a simp individual. Similar to how the counterpart to a narcissistic individual (simpsexual) would be an empathic individual (simp).
Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"

Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"

Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."

Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."

Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"

Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
by Y2$ɘ7eN January 6, 2025
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Spinsexual

someone who enjoys spinning
person 1 : hey why is this guy spinning, its the middle of a class and why is the teacher doing nothing about it besides continuing the lesson while the students are distracted
person 2 : he's spinsexual, what do you expect
by Diicho February 1, 2025
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