Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups

by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013

Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024

Schmuck

This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.

Wow, my oncle doesn't let me play on my PC. He is such a schmuck.

by Dizygoggles424 December 22, 2018

schmuck

An idiot that pisses you off so much and u cant be bothered to shout at them so,you call them a schmuck.

"Oh shut up you schmuck"

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021

Schmuck

Someone who needs to sush

Sush schmuckkk!!

by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019