by Icd T March 19, 2016
Get the Ripemug. The Ripe Division is a local militia in Brazil that aggressively protects the dwindling banana population. Any acts of aggression towards their ripeness will result in a banana being torpedoed into one's nuggetmaker until it becomes ripe, then they will pull it out then stuff the unpeeled, ripe banana back in, then fuck you until it's puréd.
-Hey, Brad, Im going to the market. Want some bananas?
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
-No thanks. Last time I tried to get a banana, the Ripe Division gave me one...and now Im haunted for life.
by DoodieHandler101 December 18, 2017
Get the ripe divisionmug. Parent #1: My little boy is doing very well in school, A' plus in every class!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
Parent #2: *scoffs* "Nice, mines getting mostly B's and C's..."
Parent #3: "Gah dayum, your kid's ripe..."
Parent #1 and #2: "SHUT UP FRANKLIN!"
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar January 14, 2021
Get the Ripemug. That’s Ripe!
by Kumquat exposer April 2, 2025
Get the Ripemug. Ready and prepared, mentally and physically—independent of specific expectations.
Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.
Can also refer to life and death—there is no specific time for each. We must learn to embrace and accept both.
by Bitterfleur November 1, 2018
Get the Ripemug. Smelling like dog shit left out on a hot summer day. Someone who smells ripe probably hasn’t bathed in a week and has the BO that could kill your grandmother.
Go take a shower with your ripe ass.
by VaItieI January 18, 2021
Get the Ripemug. by Krawar September 4, 2021
Get the ripe bananamug.