Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF

I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL

by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021

Remote Concolism

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.

My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.

by sdickiso November 21, 2016

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote

The world is no longer grey, it's now in colour ever since I found her (Jessica Henry). This makes me very happy (more than temporarily).

It floats my boat and finds my lost remote... if you know what I mean... and if you don't... check urban dictionary.

by anonymous April 19, 2025

remote holiday

A day of relaxing and watching TV on a paid day off.

Ollie: How was your paid holiday day off?

Vern: Awesome! It was a remote holiday, I watched 40 episodes of "murder she wrote" on Netflix!

by TV OD junkie November 19, 2013

Remote/r3moqe

a gaming god/femboy

"have u seen Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"
"yes hes so sexy and cool omg omg"
"Remote/r3moqe the gaming god"

by RemoteW November 21, 2021

charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Roku Remote

Roku Remote has become a comparison to male genitalia.

Girl, he thinks he's all that but all he's packin' is a roku remote!

by Wrenchdawg26 November 21, 2023