two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

by The_Devon October 19, 2009

Patchwork Boyfriend

Piecing together a boyfriend by means of multiple partners. One gives it up on the reg, one actually spends money on you by taking you on dates, and one fills the everyday needs of hanging out or companionship. When combined, you have the perfect man. (In the ideal situation, the individual components don't know about the others). **This term can also be flipped and used to reference a piecemeal girlfriend.

Hey Mary, what did you get into last night? I tried calling you.

John and I just chilled at the house for a while, then Kevin took me on a really nice lunch date. Oh, and I met up with Ben late night for a drink..we totally got it on again!

Well, sounds to me like you hooked yourself up with one hell of a patchwork boyfriend!

by RaggedyA December 15, 2010

Pitchenese

A group of cousins that look very similar to eachother. A pitchenese may or may not wear glasses and usually over uses ps3 or xbox consoles. A lot of girls fall for them not realizing they can be complete jerks at times.

They are very 'SOFT' people.
Usually seen with shaggy hair, tall and skinny.

Pitchenese's may occasionally utter the words stah, halo, neenaga, WAH, ever sick, or bacon.

"damn those pitchenese boys"

" A wild Pitchenese has appeared!!!"

by Bob and Dora February 17, 2013

patch things up

To make a situation right. To soothe bad feelings. To get your relationship back on track, usually with your mate, relatives or friends.

Im trying to patch things up with my brother.

by Yungsol April 19, 2018

Pitchaya

The nicest person in the world who is also sort of quiet but very nice and good actress

Did you see Pitchaya today?
Yes, she is very Pitchaya.

by your friend schnipper October 22, 2019

Patching

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

Spa'patch

(conjunctive noun) an area or geographic location where spa-like activity is likely to occur. A military manoeuvre whose focus is dispatching spas on spa'patches (pl)

This whole area has been designated a spa'patch, initiate operation Upsy Downsy

by Hawky1 July 6, 2011