good provider

How a trophy wife describes her slob-of-a-husband that has no redeeming qualities.

"Yeah, he's a dud that bores the hell out of me but he's a good provider."

by juan phat kat September 20, 2018

Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.

Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.

by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019

The Provider Manuever

Sticking your dick through a food item during a blowjob, to ensure that the giver is receiving the proper nutrients and able to have a little bite while giving you a massive BJ.

It's so awesome

"Bro... Last night when I was D-P ing Jessica, I gave her The Provider Manuever. She was so grateful for it"
"What food did you pick?"
"Crunchwrap."

by theclunk November 20, 2022

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.

I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024

providence

a failing middle and high school with less than 200 girls who are all gay. probably the most ghetto school in sa besides public schools. also known as the zoo all animals (the students) think that they are relevant but they ain’t.

“see that chick she from providence”

“so she gay?”
“without a doubt”

by Bill Woods April 11, 2019

Shareliving Provider

A person with whom an individual with disability resides.

One who provide a living place for a person with disability.

George is the Shareliving Provider for Thomas.

by Royal G. Ware October 25, 2019

providing the pink

A person who receives vaginal sex, either penetrative or oral, is providing the pink.

Friend 1: “Did you have sex last night?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I was providing the pink.”

by JFDI March 4, 2016