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Prostate Exmam

The act of getting a prostate exam and forcing the doctor to deep throat the rectal exam camera until it comes out their ass.
Dr. Salami had fun doing the prostate exmam with Alexander Hamilton.
by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020
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portable radio

A great price of tech.
It's a radio, but portable!
Yo I heard that guy collects portable radios.
He must like them so much.
by A portable radio collector December 7, 2020
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Portable Donda

This is a rare species of lagos boys.
by Faze Rallison March 7, 2022
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Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.
The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...
by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
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Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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