Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life

Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life

by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018

priest's collar

The result of ejaculating on a man's throat.

"He was sweet old closet case, but too eager; I gave him a priest's collar for the effort."

by plasticjesus January 7, 2008

Catholic priest

A Catholic man of god with high status in their church, of whom likes to touch kids in an inappropriate manner.

"Patrick is a pretty weird guy, although it figures considering he's a catholic priest."

by Bankai! November 19, 2020

The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

tit priest

urban slang for a nun

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.

by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011

Shadow Priest

A spec and class in the WORLD OF WARCRAFT (win) that if you roll it, you will end up regretting. This is pretty much because every patch it is gimped more, and pretty much in the end ends up being the worst class in the game. In 1v1 situations it pretty much gets raped by everyone, yet some people have the nerve to call shadow priests overpowered, and cry about them all the time. Roll 1, you will regret it--most likely... Also known as a PvP tank.

1. He rolled a shadow priest lolololololol.
2. Look, a shadow priest, lets rape it.
3. Lol, he died faster than a shadow priest.
4. Lol, he dps' less than a shadow priest.

by Gul'dan Spriest December 9, 2008

angry priest

One who is known to have an active temper and will lash out and refuse to heal a fellow raider.

Kathula: "YOU FUCKTARD IM NOT HEALING YOU!"
Happycorpse: "ask for buffs one more time and im not buffing you at all!"

They can both be called "angry priest"

by Guildmate July 12, 2006