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Hokey Pokey

n. The use of psychotropic substances.

v. a demand for drugs esp. as in Marijuana. A drug users courtesy when requesting it's use from what's considered a "rude dude".
Hokey Pokey! Take a tokie. Smokey Smokey. Drink a sake. Like a Rocky - Picky, cocky, sticky, stocky. Snort some cokie.

"Hey, man. Puff Puff Pass ....hey ....Hey ....HEY!!.... Hokey Pokey, Mother Fucker!!"
by Nomaddamon October 7, 2007
mugGet the Hokey Pokeymug.

pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit
"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"
by keeks August 12, 2005
mugGet the pokey downermug.

POKEY DOKEY

Pokey Dokey
Noun (poh-key doh-key)
The act of very slowly inserting the penis into your significant other's anus while they are still asleep. The act is only successful if done in such a way that the recipient does not wake up until the head is fully committed and there is little chance of a pushout maneuver. The act should ideally result in surprise anal sex.
Also known as a Pokey Doke.
Slow Sunday mornings are the perfect time to try for a Pokey Dokey.
by Bad~Mojo May 14, 2022
mugGet the POKEY DOKEYmug.

Pokey Mango

That new game that your grandpa hears about.
(Pokemon Go!)
"These kids are playing this new game on their palm pilots. They call it Pokey Mango. Back in my day, we ate mangoes. Someone would deliver mangoes like the milkman and you gave him a 2-cent tip. I'm still waiting for the damn milkman to show up!
by Diarrhea Bubble Bath September 23, 2016
mugGet the Pokey Mangomug.

pokey stix

Another rip-off dish by Gumby's. There is nothing world famous about them. They are nothing but cheesy garlic bread. They are microwaved!! They are pathetic.
by jacques azz June 15, 2008
mugGet the pokey stixmug.

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ
Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates
by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008
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Move Faster Pokey!!!!!

The most epic voice crack in LP history. Originated from the voice of LPer ProtonJon, is now a popular meme among the gaming community.
Move faster Pokey!!!!!! FASTER!!! For the love of god faster!!
by pbudp January 15, 2011
mugGet the Move Faster Pokey!!!!!mug.

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