A dirty plumber is when a girl squirts and the guy sucks up the cum and spits it back on the vagina and puts his fist inside her and twists
by n1ls December 14, 2008
Get the Dirty Plumbermug. A deviant sexual act that which the male swipes his penis up and down the butt crack of his partner.
by Thehouse1701 November 25, 2016
Get the Plumber's Tapemug. An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.
Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."
by ENGL346 March 21, 2013
Get the Plumber's Pocketmug. When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"
Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!
by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015
Get the plumbers itchmug. When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
Get the Calling the plumbermug. My girl and I were in the Carribean on vacation and she hadn't shit for 10 days so I gave her a Samoan Plumber.
by Mashpee Sal May 23, 2017
Get the Samoan Plumbermug. Last night my husband was feelin frisky and did the german plumber and now I gave two belly buttons!
by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016
Get the german plumbermug.