Tiktok Philosopher

-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life

me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.

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by trolley or trolling? April 25, 2024
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Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.
'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'
by Pseudo-Cynic August 10, 2015
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Philosophicated

advanced degree of complexity, fundamental knowledge of reality (theoretical, analytical, rational)
Her answer was very philosophicated.
by Redneck Girl 69 January 22, 2019
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