Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

philosophical powers

slang term used to describe those who are hard thinkers and think for the benefit of people and themselves (ie : help them) which is the complete opposite of "sophisticated powers"

"he used his philosophical powers to free his colleagues from their admin"

by vagabond loves dictionary March 28, 2024

Philosophical Booty Flake

a rude insult for cum nuggets of people they are bad kill all philosophical booty flakes

Justin Bieber is a philosophical booty flake

by tupacwillpopyou November 29, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Philosophful

Philosophful (adj.)
A person who is deeply and naturally full of philosophical thought not just trained in philosophy, but saturated with it in how they see the world. ;Full of philosophical depth, quiet thought, or reflective meaning.

person; someone full of philosophy.

"They’re so philosophful, it’s like every little thing to them is meaningful."

by gloomxsq May 13, 2025

Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.

“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”

by Mdarkside July 26, 2024

Philosophization

When you’re doing philosophy and stuff.

Hey bro, wanna do some philosophization?

by Awooooga woof woof October 18, 2023