Pentesexual

A man identifying as heterosexual who can often be identified by his unchanging fashion sense of “short back and sides” haircut with a moustache and beard, tight jeans and shirt. They typically attend Pentecostal mega churches and hang out in packs. Within these packs there is usually a hierarchy of alpha males who frequently adopt a posture of standing with their eyes closed, and swaying on their feet with their arms raised.

My brother is a pentesexual.

by EnglishDictionary edition 2025 October 11, 2025

Pentest

A penetration test, where one “tests” penetration just to see how it feels

“Nate tried a pentest and I guess he’s actually gay.”

by WugWUG January 9, 2026

Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)

He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023