penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Penile Blowout

When your cock gets so hard it implodes on its self while you butter up the potato

Damn babe you got penile blowout!

I had too run too the docta cause my penis blew up and fell off

by Blownbell66 March 20, 2022

Penile Wart

that one person in the group whose just an absolute pain in the ass.

mate just fuck off, your a penile wart!!

by pigs on stilts August 31, 2017

penile wart

junior powell

“hey look it’s junior powell”
“yeah he’s a fat juicy penile wart”

by wee wartus November 22, 2022

Penile Leakage

When ya dick spoutin juices it shouldn't

"Man, Jeremy's got some bad Penile Leakage."

by Neanderthal Gaming March 02, 2016

Penile Man

Penile Man in a fictional super hero created on omegle. He often flies around giving advice through omegle on many tags. His penile man shirt is Funny but he is actually a really cool guy

"Penile Man Penile Man fucking chicks as fast as he can, when he ain't fucking a ho he gives advice to those in need yo"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 08, 2013

penile virus

a virus of the penis.

chip- 'oh shit boyyy, you gots gonorrhea in yo dick.'
dale- 'damn man, i know... its a pretty uncomfortable penile virus.'

by penile master262 July 15, 2008