Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

Trampoline addict

Someone who cannot resist the urge to buy trampoline related items no matter what it takes. Some rare cases have even documented these addicts pissing on there own children to get them off there trampoline

Becca: dave where are all the saving?
Dave: trampoline (bounces super high)
Becca: dave why did you spend all our savings on a trampoline you are such a trampoline addict. Now i cant feed my many many many children

by Not daniel wright November 4, 2024

Chin Trampoline

Slang for the ball sac, which acts as a trampoline for the chin toward the end stages of fellatio; helpful for adding momentum to the bobbing motion.

"I was sucking Roger's dick, and his Chin Trampoline came in really handy because he was taking forever to blow his load "

by putitinmybuttandcallmemama October 26, 2014

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017