Happily Ogre After

Two individuals one in a Shrek costume and one in a Donkey costume cover their hands in Wasabi. They then begin to stimulate the others genitalia, as they both reach completion the Shrek then begins to fuck the Donkey in the ass with either a penis or a dildo covered in Wasabi; as this is going on the Donkey is screaming the intro to, "All Stars," and the Shrek is constantly repeating the phrase, "These bitches be clappin', but they ain't usin' their hands."

I had to Happily Ogre After last night, that girl is a psycho. I had to go to a burn ward.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015

Ogre Kush

The method at which OG Kush acquired the OG in it's name.

That Ogre Kush was delicious!

by EricAngel April 18, 2009

Cell Phone Ogre

The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.

Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)

Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*

by Brycipoo January 1, 2009

Srs Ogre Charging Biz

The act of being either ogre 1 or 2 and charging for the win.

"This game is srs ogre charging biz yo"

by phantawm May 24, 2009

Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre

Thumb shaped humans that live in the North-East that begin to smell from the slime that forms in the armpits due to a lack of bathing and excessive sweating from obesity accompanied by baggy clothing when humans usually reach a weight over 300lbs and is at least 6'2.

Elie used to be a stud but after all those nuggets and Oreos he is having a hard time showering. He's literally turning into a Northeastern Thumb Slime Ogre!

by realslimkfarmachusetts December 11, 2021

Ogre and onion math formula

Ogres have twice the number of layer as onions so (Ogre layers ÷ 2 = Onion layers) and (Onion layers x 2 = Ogre layer)

Today class we are learning about the Ogre and onion math formula so get your text books out.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 24, 2017

greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.

Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004