Nonce

Somebody who uses the reset button on Wreckfest.

That fucking nonce just reset as I was about to hit him.

by Gertdin March 1, 2020

NoNcE

A handsome guy

Ayeee I did it you nonce

by Angry bird™ April 22, 2019

nonce

slang name for celtic football club, a team for victims of child abuse and religious buggery.

we beat nonce fc 2-0 the other day

by rab douglas February 24, 2005

nonce

The sort of man that would come into your life, principly, to rape your babies. He may be a 'relative', or a 'complete stranger'. Will either befriend you or find ways of getting close enough to you to get at your children.
This may sound strange, but, he may even find a criminal way of impregnating you while you sleep and steal the undeveloped fetus for sex with the baby.

For many years, they drugged and raped me and stole my babies as I slept, and then raped the babies. He must be a nonce.

by janetw May 5, 2006

Nonce

Someone who has committed a sexual offence with a minor

"That mr lee is a right nonce, did you hear what he did with little Matt"

by Garyfrombedfordshire June 13, 2016

Nonce

Someone over 16 having sex with an under 16

Quote from a nonce “Leah baby give me a hand/blowjob if we have enough room”

by Bigshagga lez October 21, 2019

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019