by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2004
Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
A sexual position in which both partners remain in a handstand position whilst copulating.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.
Usually takes a great deal of physical stamina and concentration.
Male 1 - "My arms feel like they're made of jelly dude"
Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."
Male 2 - " Yea, I heard about you doing the mystic tower last night with Sherry. You're the man."
by thesherlock24 June 09, 2010
by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018
This person is a mystic
by 4l3xeatscookies January 17, 2022
The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online
MHX: oh shit you're right
MHX: oh shit you're right
by Chrantom September 17, 2020
by Noctico July 07, 2017