Long hot day at work , lunch time walk.
Afterwork drinks and things are looking promising with Brad from marketing.
4 tequila jello shots and Shazza is heading to the ladies room fo a piss and a couple of puffs of Moot Musk.......oh yeah! ...refreshing and tingly...
Afterwork drinks and things are looking promising with Brad from marketing.
4 tequila jello shots and Shazza is heading to the ladies room fo a piss and a couple of puffs of Moot Musk.......oh yeah! ...refreshing and tingly...
by 3 on the tree June 8, 2022

by bigdripshahad May 3, 2021

A chaotic fusion of emotional collapse and bodily tension caused by extreme gamer rage — especially when someone (usually named Bob) falls into a hole (both emotionally and in-game) and can’t get out. Said to swell deep within, where Bob’s suppressed grunts and frustration build until they erupt through an orifice somewhere between his anoose and the moot.
Origin:
Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days and was still hurting.
Origin:
Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days and was still hurting.
Bob: "Pest, they’re coming from the west, PEST!" Bob shouted before falling into a hole and getting stuck. Moments later, a guttural outburst tore through the headset — his anoose moot had fully activated. Consumed by shame and frustration, Bob then attempted to team-kill as a form of emotional retaliation and damaged he had suffered.
by JoseConseko May 14, 2025

The main Moots: we are so cool and fun and we are better than everyone else.
Everyone else: we hate the main moots they are the ugliest hoes I have ever seen in my life i would literally pay to get rid of them
Everyone else: we hate the main moots they are the ugliest hoes I have ever seen in my life i would literally pay to get rid of them
by daddypig12839203 December 21, 2022

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.
by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moots is a slang for a male who has a big penis and highly desirable by females. He is well known for his intelligence as well considered a very distinguished gentlemen like James bond. Finding a moots as a partner is considered the ultimate achievement
Met a guy last night he was such a moots
Yo bro can't seem to make it with that girl to she has a moots
Yo bro can't seem to make it with that girl to she has a moots
by Alfredovafan November 23, 2021
