Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''

''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."

by nerd observer March 25, 2025

Montes

A Fortnite-loving person who spends all his bank savings and even his car for just 10 V-Bucks

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Montes?
Person 2: He's payin and playin

by YeetusMcFeetus August 11, 2018

mont-illiams

A mixture between the two last names Montgomery and Williams. An extremely unique last name that will always confuse substitutes.

Is Alfred Mont-illiams here?

by LintySphere81 May 12, 2024

monte gents

sandton boys have relocated and have become scarier. if you have a hun she's not yours, she is getting chowed by the chipmunks statues, monte gents are luh twizzys who gather in groups of 5+ and are told to come and pose for music videos.

yoh did you hear? that hun is getting passed like a choef at white jols by these monte gents

be careful! monte gents bite

by indianhun111 June 18, 2022

mont licky

ADJ- The action of a male receiving oral sex in a fashion of a momma cat licking her kittens clean

NOUN- Impact drill, such as a DeWalt, Makita, or Milwaukee

ADJ- Hey look, Gino is afraid to try mont licky

NOUN- Hey Gino, gimme that fuckin mont licky!!!

**FOUNDED BY BLAIZER AND JIMMY***

by JOBSITE TALK February 2, 2024

Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...

Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.

by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024

monte kiro

Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....

"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....

"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"

by M c Loud May 10, 2019