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Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries
Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum
by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021
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monte kiro

Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....
"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....

"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"
by M c Loud May 10, 2019
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MONTE RIMJ0B

Look ANAL ALAN you might as well TAKE DICK instead of "asking for money for your MONTE RIMJ0B as you asked the wrong person , "as you kept RIMMING his ASSH0LE forgetting about that LITTLE DICK you sucked awhile ago at the time they were advertising "KENT" CIGARETTES and he really made a big stink as he got in his CAR LOW spreading all over to MGM RESORTS INTERNATIONALto JAMES THE BELL BOY who was much obliged to PISS IN YOUR MOUTH and your DRINKING PISS BIG TIME that night straight from THE TAP AND EATING HIS SIZABLE B0WEL MOVEMENT while he climbed into the shower and JAMES THE BELLBOY cleansed himself of your JEWISH PEDOPHILE LIPS so you became MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER at the FIESTA HENDERSON now closed as your DR. JAFFE PEDIATRICIAN said you are on VIDEO and that STATIONS has been compromised by a known PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN who is a walking DEUTSCHE BANK to the CHAGRIN of any CAIN BITCH that is another TINKER KINDLE BUMBLE WOLF.
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 17, 2022
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Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.
Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.
by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025
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Monte

usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin
Dat nigga monte
by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018
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Mont Belvieu

Where excellence is a tradition. We Can, We Will, We’re Barbers Hill!
Have you been to Mont Belvieu? It’s so awesome!
by BH4EVR April 27, 2022
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mont licky

ADJ- The action of a male receiving oral sex in a fashion of a momma cat licking her kittens clean

NOUN- Impact drill, such as a DeWalt, Makita, or Milwaukee
ADJ- Hey look, Gino is afraid to try mont licky

NOUN- Hey Gino, gimme that fuckin mont licky!!!

**FOUNDED BY BLAIZER AND JIMMY***
by JOBSITE TALK February 2, 2024
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