Mom

Is not: made of money

Your mom has to work for that money

by Wolfie_Gamer_12 November 27, 2019

Mom

The woman who you love to death one minute the next you want to rip her to tiny pieces. She magically makes every cut, scrape and scratch feel better, and gets all your crazy laundry done in 1 day. You come home and the house is completely clean and at night dinner is on the table. She helps you with your homework and helps get you through your toughest problems. Your mom loves you very much and will do anything for you even if she doesn't tell you straight to your face. You are very lucky if you have a mom and must charish the moments you have together.

Friend: Bro, WHAT are you wearing.
Me: My mom made me.
Friend:...
Me: I know she's the best!

by thatsrealOMG May 23, 2018

Mom

1. The person who gave birth to you.

2. A nickname for Roger H.

"You make a mean Mac n' Cheese Mom."

"Nice tackle out there Mom; you're a freaking beast today!"

by Rogizzle April 6, 2005

Mom

A woman who puts everyone and everything else first, to the point that she loses herself along the way. She thinks of everyone else first, but is usually the last to be thought of. She sacrifices selflessly sun up to sun down. She pushes on tirelessly, though others (mostly Dads) don't notice her efforts. She receives no pay, but when she finally gets a moment of recognition it's the best reward in the world to her.

Why are you so tired Mom?

by SupaDupaMe April 3, 2016

Mom

That annoying lady we all love.

Hey mom, can you be less annoying?

by Asvari May 26, 2013

On Moms

A phrase used to fact check someone or to state something that you are 100% positive without a doubt to be true.

When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.

Me: Bro remember that hot chick from high school with the yoga pants?

Homie: yeah?

Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.

Homie: cap

me: nah ong

Homie: on moms?

Me: yeah... I was cappin.

by Chilerd February 28, 2021

Mom

If you have a mom she will rock your world and protect you no matter what shes always there for you when you need her . She will put you before herself.

I love you mom

by ♡Belle♡ December 5, 2020