Mom

You shot out of her vagina.
Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*
by YoMomsSugaMomma July 12, 2017
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Moms are amazing. They look after you and are always there for you no matter what. If your mum tells you off, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you.
by Somerandomguy October 26, 2018
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Mom

1. The person who gave birth to you.

2. A nickname for Roger H.
"You make a mean Mac n' Cheese Mom."

"Nice tackle out there Mom; you're a freaking beast today!"
by Rogizzle April 07, 2005
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Mom

A woman who puts everyone and everything else first, to the point that she loses herself along the way. She thinks of everyone else first, but is usually the last to be thought of. She sacrifices selflessly sun up to sun down. She pushes on tirelessly, though others (mostly Dads) don't notice her efforts. She receives no pay, but when she finally gets a moment of recognition it's the best reward in the world to her.
Why are you so tired Mom?
by SupaDupaMe December 24, 2015
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Hey mom, can you be less annoying?
by Asvari May 26, 2013
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On Moms

A phrase used to fact check someone or to state something that you are 100% positive without a doubt to be true.

When one puts something on moms they are typically backing a statement by saying that if they are lying then they are disrespecting everything their mother has done for them. Therefore if you lie on moms your are scum of the earth and should not be associated with.
Me: Bro remember that hot chick from high school with the yoga pants?

Homie: yeah?

Me: we smashed the other day. She hit me up on snap outta nowhere.

Homie: cap

me: nah ong

Homie: on moms?

Me: yeah... I was cappin.
by Chilerd March 01, 2021
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Mom

If you have a mom she will rock your world and protect you no matter what shes always there for you when you need her . She will put you before herself.
by ♡Belle♡ December 05, 2020
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