heterosexuality, a mental illness
by noah becks skid mark September 4, 2020
Get the heterosexuality mug.A metrosexual is a man that, unlike the historical habits of the average male, showers daily. He is a man that has a lack of ignorance and arrogance towards others, women specifically. He does not always spend large amounts of money on clothes, which is a common misconception. He merely takes pride in his appearance and is a gentleman in all manners of the definition. A metrosexual is a man that knows masculinity is not about being rude and dirty, but being a well dressed, well groomed gentleman. Men not of this stature commonly mock these characteristics due to their own insecurities and jealousies. Those that lick the capacity of style and cleanliness have difficulty accepting the metrosexual concept.
by Kristofer December 31, 2004
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1. Used to describe yourself when you find people on the metro attractive
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
2. Someone who wants to have have sex with people they see on the metro; Someone who flirts with people on the metro
1. I was standing next to the cutest guy coming home on the metro today. I was so metrosexual.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
2. I can't handle these metrosexuals before my coffee.
3. I had my headphones in and this metrosexual guy still wouldn't leave me alone.
by shmeowmeowmeow August 18, 2013
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Get the neo-metrosexual mug.Typical a white, liberal male, who enjoys playing guitar and riding horses. Strictly against guns and loves wearing hipster clothing. Master of latin, and often enjoys the occational night out at nearby parks.
Wow, that metrosexual really loves horse-back riding and spending ridiculous amounts of money on strikingly similar guitars.
by ponytailman November 29, 2016
Get the Metrosexual mug.Jose Exotico is the king of metherosexuals. He made two of his coworkers turn homosexual just by adding Methamphetamine to the mix.
by hurrdurrdictionary April 7, 2020
Get the metherosexual mug.When a straight male with liberal political views shakes his ass on dudes in the club, but leaves with his girl the same night.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Also a straight male who dresses decent as fuck (drip), has several boys sleep over but also strictly fucks his chick.
Randy was throwing it back on Leonard at the rockin’ club for almost 4 straight hours until Leonard’s pants had a sweat stain in between both pockets. However Randy still left with his main chick Hilda, but Leonard spent the night after having too many cosmos & glasses of wine. Randy is very much so Metrosexual.
by Pullinhoez October 6, 2020
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