michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).

Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!

by Cmadddz January 11, 2022

Margarita Chicken

The best grilled chicken that Chili's can offer/make. It'll make you go "num num num!"

-Waitress sits plate down- -You take bite- Stomach; NUM NUM NUM! Margarita Chicken, num num!

by Katie Dub December 16, 2008

Siesta Margarita

Salt coated testicles are placed on sleeping victims lips, thus forming the salt rim. Substitute tequila with a massive load of semen in the mouth of recipient.

Dude, I just gave that chick a top shelf siesta margarita.

by Guy still on the couch November 1, 2010

Margarita Lopez

A fucking drink not a name

Margarita Lopez is a slob her mother was very uncreative

by HHHHHHHHAAHAHAH April 29, 2022

White City Margarita

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.

You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.

by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022

Margarita

This is a totally sexy, young, blonde, beautiful girl that everyone loves! She is hardworking, smart, sweet, has a great sense of humour, and practically every guy is in love with her. An incredible kisser. She is athletic and has amazing talents in almost everything. Knows how to have fun. She can be horny at times and does love her pleasures. Anything she wears makes her sexy and brings out her body.

Person 1: yo did you see that girl????
Person 2: yeah man... She's Margarita, I love her

by Good example November 21, 2021