The act of feeding a morbidly obese white woman takis and laxatives then proceeding to stuff her in a sleeping bag, ensuring the top is tightly secured so vacuum seal is achieved. Thus resembling a lumpy dumpling.
Me: Yo bro, that fat white lady would be the perfect candidate for a lumpy dumpling.
Bro: I’ll get the takis
Bro: I’ll get the takis
by Mr Cum Dump June 3, 2024
Get the lumpy dumplingmug. A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017
Get the Lumpy side hoemug. by yourlocalstainlesssteeldumpste April 24, 2017
Get the lumpy chunksmug. 
when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."
by dasvidaniya September 27, 2019
Get the lumpy humpymug. A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.
by Warning Guy May 19, 2021
Get the Lumpy Doomug. A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
Get the Lumpy Switch Aroundmug.