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muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"
Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!
by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008
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Loker

A person that you are dating but are not 'official' because you're in between liking and loving them.
"I can't go out tonight because I am seeing my 'Loker'.
by Texyclaws May 21, 2014
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lolercaust

mass laughter

similar to mass destruction of a holocaust
person1 - i peed my pants today

person2 - lol lol

person3 LMFAO!!!

person4 OMG LOL!

person5 - Its a lolercaust !!!
by Marcq June 20, 2006
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lolderp

An expression of laughter or amusement in a stupid or pathetic manner. Especially used to imitate someone's attitude in an exaggerated manner.
Oh yeah, he wouldn't shut up about it. He just kept saying things like 'old ppl r dum!!!1 lolderp'.
by CookieCakes November 26, 2010
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Lode Heath School

don’t send ur kids here shit school ran by the pakis active on AirPods and Geek bars 😉 Burke will swap his ginger pubes for ur kids if he has any.
Yo Chow I’m Going To Tutti Land Also Known As Lode Heath School
by Chow Bow October 9, 2021
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a free loader

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.
After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.
by venusdmoola October 20, 2010
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Wisconsin musket loader

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader
Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader
by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020
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