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Law of Josh 

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.
I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.
Law of Josh by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022
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Law of Thermoscrewing 

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.
Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
Law of Thermoscrewing by sneer13 November 5, 2009

law school hot 

The phenomenon of barely mediocre-looking males finding themselves fought over by increasingly desperate single women going through a quarter-life crisis who, by default, turn to any single (or not single) guy within proximity.
"So Brian lives with his parents, is hugely in debt, eats mayo sandwiches, is in law school because he's afraid of the real world and has manboobs... but he's kinda cute in his own way"

"that's because you're 27, law school leaves no time to meet anyone, and you think you'll die alone. You need to get out of Sullivan Hall - he's just law school hot."

Law of Chub 

Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.

Law 1:

Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.

Law 2:

Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.
Law of Chub:

e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t
Law of Chub by demianin February 28, 2010

law of conservation of mass-energy 

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.
God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.

Law's Law 

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.
Law's Law by MonsieurLaw December 6, 2011