Not exactly what Brandon said but have to please the masses. The Kentucky Thumb is the act of inserting ones thumb into a hold or wound for pleasure or to stop from bleeding out.
by ThatOneHT May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug. When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. by Brandon sent me May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky thumbmug. The Kentucky thumb
by Squid303 May 20, 2021
Get the The Kentucky thumbmug. by distopoeia May 20, 2021
Get the kentucky thumbmug.