Brian Keegan

The Most Lethal Man Of All Time

When Brian Keegan walks in the room you know it’s time to put up or shut up!!

by Vladdydaddydoo March 31, 2020

Keegan Chance

The worlds loosest unit can usually find him around cloud nine or a dominos

Oi Keegan Chance you loose unit

by Bogan fishing February 5, 2019

Daddy Keegan

A very sexy tall man, with rock hard abs and a big cock. The type of man every girl dreams of and wants to fuck.

Remi "Keegan you are a so sexy down to smash?"
Daddy Keegan "Thanks but I only smash men"

by Keegans Secret Crush May 20, 2022

The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.

"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"

by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018

Busting a Keegan

A slang term for someone who was caught doing illegal substances in a place inappropriate to do so.

Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to Kyle?
John: Yeah, a security guard caught him busting a Keegan in the lunchroom.

by (insert title here) March 16, 2016

Kapitein Keegan

The act of urinating from the hatch of a seaworthy vessel into the ocean

Dude, why does the ocean taste salty? Fabio, I Kapitein Keegan from my tug

by ScottyMcBoatFace January 26, 2019

Keegan d.

Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.

Look there’s Keegan d.
He has no bitches tho

by Tearek hater November 5, 2022