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git jenga

When trying to manage source control in such a bewildering state that attempting to do anything becomes a complicated game where the out come is ether a successful code commit or losing all of your changes.
Why is Tom still here and cursing at his computer?
He forgot to stash on a detached head and now he's trying to play git jenga to get his commits on his branch.
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Jeevus Jenga

The man of the night, fucking all women on the street like the next sex bomb appearing on everyone's rooftops looking down on everyone ovaries. He also has a fetish for a autistic faggot in his class and faps to it all night. This shows how unpredictable the god of kunjis can be
Girl 1 :A man has taken refuge in the girls toilet.
Girl 2 :Oh crap it's JEEVUS JENGA of the night.
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Jenga

Not to be confused with the game, but rather a way to call somebody fucking crazy
Person 1: yeah so I ate a whole family yesterday

Person2: you’re jenga bro what the fuck
by anklesocks January 25, 2019
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Jenga

A maneuver performed by the male counterpart during sexual intercourse. Situation: the male detects that semen (see cum) will be exiting his reproductive organ, commonly referred to as his penis or dick. In order to prevent his partner from becoming impregnated unwillingly, he suddenly and immediately unsheaths his dick from within the female's reproductive organ, the vagina or pussy and sprays the semen over her front torso and face. Result: the partner is not impregnated and therefore needs no abortions. Side effects may include female annoyance and a giggling sensation of the male due to the evident humor of the situation. Scientists are still debating whether or not this act was chivalrous or pure evil.
(After maneuver is complete; to female) Ha! I just pulled a Jenga on you!
(After maneuver is complete; to male) WTF?! Why'd you just Jenga me?
by Power Houz June 6, 2018
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Bag Jenga

When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.
When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.
by Bdp94 July 28, 2019
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Jenga

Jena can be used in place of a vulgar word to express humor or anger.
Wow that Jenga just stole my car.
by CarlinMaster63 July 4, 2016
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Jengas

A guy that owns Brony Server in Discord, called "Equestria in the space"
Jengas is a nice guy
by MrJengas February 10, 2018
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