jake

To brandish a liquor bottle as a weapon and to smash said bottle against the back of someone's head in a violent act.

I cannot beleive he jake'd that guy!
I know, I heard he is in a coma.

by Carlos De Santa Anna May 22, 2005

Jake

A soy boy. Someone who loves to make sandwiches after having a 3 course meal. He should be overweight but for some reason is not. Hes gay. He's also fucking.

Is he making a sandwich after he ate a meal? what a fucking Jake.

by deeznuts101gotemlol July 07, 2018

Jake

He is the most amazing, sweet, compassionate, forgiving, loving guy. He can't help but try to make your day brighter with every chance he gets. He takes every opportunity to show how much he loves you and tells you he can't imagine a life without you in it. He's the guy I'd be happy spending the rest of my life with and laugh and grow old together. There aren't enough words to describe him and very few people can truly understand him.

Jake

by 00_348 February 03, 2015

Jake

Gay

Jake is GAY

by Chem Chef January 26, 2019

jake

this word is a Cleveland slang from back in the 80's meaning corny , wack , lame ,or weak

"man those rhymes were jake" "he got spinner hubcaps on his car the that shit looks jake"

by mr. dre August 21, 2006

Jake

To call the cops on a party that you were kicked out of...

"dude these guys are assholes, let's Jake"

by Joe Smith Jimmy January 14, 2010

Jake

The name of a man who has an enormous penis. Usually so large no girl can resist. At the sight of his penis most girls cum themselves to death do to dehydration.

Dude. Did you hear about what happened to that girl on the news? Apparently she saw Jake's penis and her pussy got so wet she died.

by MrVade October 09, 2015