Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 14, 2018

Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019

Hootie Hole

A booty hole that has been penetrated by the male genitalia

Hey look it’s Keaton, I heard miles gave him a hootie hole

by Bkers June 2, 2022

Hooty

While most commonly known as a simple bird-tube, little do others know, that if Hooty comes after you, as while he may not be invulnerable, he can quickly end a fight in minutes, as he did with Lilith and the other members of the Emperor’s Coven in a previous episode in Season 1.

Person 1: I challenge you, Hootcifer, to a—

Person 2: Don’t. Just don’t. Trust me when I say that, Hooty can and will end the fight in less than ten minutes.

Person 1: Oh.

by Owl Might November 5, 2021

Hooty

Cool, good etc.

A: "Have you seen dante's new bag?"
B: "Yeah! It's soooo hooty!"

by philleep November 10, 2021

Hootie

the act of being hootie is specifically to commit intoxicated fuckery you never remember the next day.

24 beers a pint of vodka a xanax bar is my hootie recipe

by itsnaddlemudahfucah August 27, 2019

Hooty

A powerful God that can destroy anyone also a bird tube :)

Hooty hoot hoot

by Hooty the owl June 18, 2021