tits and grits

the act of going to a strip club during the hours of 5-11 in the morning and then taking your stripper friend out to breakfast

i was at dunkin donuts and i saw this dude splitting a bagel with a chick in a bikini, pulled a mean tits and grits

by murda doc September 21, 2009

Sex Grit

Small particles of dried specimen that are felt in the bed usually after having long sessions of sexual intercourse. The "grit" will most likely come from a females orgasm, will be extracted by the penetration of the males penis and will feel like grains of salt or sand in the bed. When you notice sex grit, you wipe the sheets off as quickly as you can before your partner is finished in the bathroom.

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by koaw June 12, 2010

knit the grit

The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.

Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.

by HeySuz October 17, 2010

Thick As Grits

Way of describing a female who is busty or has curves on her.

Yo dog, that chick that you smashed the other night was thick as grits.

by Parrelli April 7, 2011

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

Poke and Grit

A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.

"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."

"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"

by Southernmost September 28, 2017

true grit

From the Movie True Grit the 2010 version. It means to show your toughness to any problem

You better show your true grit with that math problem.

by General Soysauce December 30, 2010